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the eyes have it

I tried to get my Ham Ticket but failed the examination.

But your just a dumb half-wit!

Look! I went to college, stupid

Yeah! And you came out that way too!

Well.... I am left speechless.

If only you would stay that way.

Ok, let's change the subject. So tell me, what's new with you?

Nothing! And you, what's new with you?

Well...I went to the Zoo yesterday.

And... were you accepted?

 

You think your smart don't you? At least, when I die, I want to be remembered for creating history's best ever practical joke.

Yeah, really? In that case why don't you leave your brain to science?

 

After talking to you, do you want me to tell you what the height of stupidity is?

No! Instead, just tell me how tall you are!

 

Can I ask you? Why is it that you are continually insulting me in front of all these net surfers looking at this page?

Because you are so stupid, you think you have to stand on your head to turn things over in your mind!

 

And another thing! Why is it that you go around imitating me?

Sorry! In that case I will stop acting like an idiot.

Hey! I have this great idea?

This is going to be dangerous! Ok! What is it?

 

If we switch the light on, then our net surfers can see what we look like, instead of just seeing our eyeballs in the dark!

Why not? Hey you out there!  If you want to know what we look like, flick the light switch on HERE